A couple had just been married and was on their way to their honeymoon. While they were traveling, the bride said to her new husband, "I have a confession to make. My breasts are extremely small. I'm as flat as a board."

The husband replies, "Honey, I love you so much that it doesn't matter. In fact, I also have a confession to make. My testicles are like a baby."

When they got into their honeymoon suite, the bride takes off her blouse and, sure enough, she was extremely flat. The man proceeded to undo his pants and THUMP.

The bride looked in astonishment. "I thought you said that you were like a baby!!"

"I am," said the husband, "Eight-pounds-two-ounces."