This is a true story: One day Jackson went to go get a job. It was christmas time so, the only thing that was paying enough was being the Santa Claus at the local mall. "Great! You start tommorrow!" The manager sounded thrilled. His first day went good. But one Sunday afternoon, he was having a horrible hangover and was getting really annoyed. So when he went to talk over the intercom instead of saying HO HO HO, this slipped out: "Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan."