so there was this guy sitting on the curb spitting every 2 secs and saying "good driver" to himself.

then his mate comes along and says"hey dude, y u saying good driver and spitting so much?"

so the guy says "well i was walking along when i saw this truck" *spit* "good driver"

"yeah then what?"

"well the damn truck was in this thin alleyway, i mean REALLY thin, and the driver was was trying to back the HUGE truck out of it" *spit* good driver"

"yeah yeah, keep going!"

"and i says 'hey buddy, u cant back that thing out of there!' well he said he could and we got into this huge arguement until i said ' if you can get that thing out i'll give u a blow job!"

his friend goes silent, and, after a big pause goes...

"well, then what?"

so his friend says *spit* "good driver"