Golf Murder

A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apartment and find a man standing, holding a 5-iron in his hands, looking at the lifeless body of a woman on the ground.

The detective asks, ?Sir, is that your wife??

?Yes.?

?Did you hit her with that golf club??

?Yes. Yes, I did,? the man answers. He stifles a sob, drops the club and puts his hands on his head.

?How many times did you hit her??

?I don?t know. Four?five?six?put me down for a four.?