A redneck family from the hills of West Virginia was visiting the city. They were in a mall for the first time in their lives.

The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

They boy asked, ?Paw, what?s at?? The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, ?Son, I dunno, I ain?t never seen anything like that in my entire life, I got no idea what it is.?

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheelchair rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number.

After the numbers began to light in the reverse order, the walls opened up again and a gorgeous voluptuous 24 year-old blond woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son ?Boy.........go git cha momma?