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A young man just turned 16 and asked his father, a minister, if he could use the family car. The minister told him he would have to do 3 things first. He would have to get his grades up, read the bible more often, and cut his hair. "OK" said the son. So, six months later, the boy gos up to his father and says "Dad, I still want to drive the family car." The minister says "well, you're grades have definitely shown a huge improvement, and i have noticed that you've been reading the Bible a lot more lately. The problem is, son, you still haven't cut your hair." And the son says "but Dad, i've been reading the Bible, and Moses, Sampson, even Jesus had long hair" and the minister said "yes and they walked everywhere they went."


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