1.I wasnt staring at her boobs, my eyes were.

2.I wasnt staring at her boobs i have two wandering eyes

3.i wasnt staring at her boobs i was staring at her cleavage. 4.i wasnt staring at her boobs i was staring at her chest.

5. I wasnt staring at her boobs i was staring into space and her boobs were in the way. 6. I wasnt staring at her boobs her boobs were staring at me. 7. i wasnt staring at her boobs i was looking(glancing,gaping, catching a sneak peak untill the premere on friday) at her boobs. 8. What do you mean what am i doing in your shower?! Im the shower inspector stupid,im making sure no lead from the pipes gets into your body through your chest, ill be back when your taking a shower next time. 9.So what if im staring, if anyone should get in trouble it should be you for making my male genitalia go all hard and stuff. You should be punished by having your hip broken by crazy thrusting motions. 9. I used to have a friend who smoked, know what hes doing now? DEAD. oops wrong list