There was the cuban president, the china president and the USA president on an airplane. Each president was bragging about how amazing their country was.

First the American president said, "Here in USA we have the best factory of penaut butter. That makes my country better". The cuban and the chinese both said "I could wipe my ass with that".

Next the chinese said,"Here in China we have the best factory of rice. That makes my country better". Again both the cuban and the american said "I could wipe my ass with that"

Finally the cuban said "Here in Cuba we have the best factory of spiked fences, and lets see who's going to wipe their ass with that!