Once upon a time a man walks into a doctors office and asks to be castrated. The doctor says that he doesn't usually castrate people, so the man offers $5,000 if the doctor will castrate him. The doctor puts him to sleep, and when he wakes up the doctor says, "while I was castrating you I noticed that you had never been circumsized, so I circumsized you, too." The man says, "circumsized! That's the word!"