1. There is a brunette, a red head, and a blonde stuck on an island. Land is a 2 mile swim away. The brunette decides to try and swim to land and she makes it. The red head then decides to swim to land and makes it. The blonde says "If they can make it, so can I." So she swims 1 mile, gets tired, and decides to swim back to the island.

2. Why did the blonde climb the glass wall? She wanted to see what was on the other side.

3. How do you kill a blonde? You place a scratch-and-sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool.

4. A brunette, a red head, and a blonde are sitting at a construction site, eating their lunch. The brunette says "Ugh, a ham and cheese sandwich. If my mom packs me the same lunch again, I'll kill myself." The red head opens her lunch and says "Pizza again! If my mom packs me pizza for lunch one more time, I'll kill myself." The blonde opens her lunch and says "Yuck, a peanut butter and jelly sandwich again. If my mom packs this for me tomorrow, I'll kill myself." The next day the 3 girls get the same lunch and kill themselves. At the funeral the brunette's mom is crying and saying "I should've never my daughter a ham and cheese sandwich." The red head's mom is also crying and says "Why did I give my daughter pizza for lunch?" The blonde's mom is laughing and says "My daughter packs her own lunch."