jokes12.com  >>  Men, Women Jokes >> Blind Date
Blind Date
Category:Men, Women Jokes  Sex Jokes  

Alex sets up his friend Bob to go on a blind date with his cousin.

Bob is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before. "What do I do if she's ugly?" says Bob, "I'll be with her all night."

"Don't worry," Alex says, "just go up to her door and meet her first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned. If you don't, just shout 'Aaaaaauuuggghhh!' and fake a heart attack."

That night Bob knocks at the girl's door. When she comes out he is awe-struck at how hot and sexy she is. He's about to speak when the girl suddenly grabs for her chest and lets out a loud ... "Aaaaaauuuggghhh!"


Add to favorites Rate this joke Google


  Next Joke: You're a Hooker  
  Prev Joke: Bill, Is That You?  
Related Jokes:
Blind Dad (sex)
Blind Bat (animals)
Bleh Blah Facts! (politics  word fun)
Black person and an Apple (racist)
zip,pee and willy (work, school)
zacc's words of wisdom (insults)
yur mama ass.... (insults  yo mama)
Your so ugly.... (insults)

Search Jokes
Title:
© jokes12.com.   Contact Us  Links  Link to Us  Submit Jokes

Partner Sites:  Addicting Games  IE Picture Downloader  Software Download