A woman was complaining to her neighbor, "How can I make my husband come home early? He comes home at 12:30 and expects me to get up and have sex with him, give him a blow job and suck his dick! What do I do to make him come home earlier?"

Her neighbor says, "My husband used to come home at 3:00 in the morning wanting to have sex. So when he came pulled in the driveway one night, I called out the window, 'Bill, is that you?' and he now comes home every night at 8:00."

"How does that do anything?"

Her neighbor replies, "My husband's name is Gary."