ok here goes. this is kind of a joke you have to figure out :

3 guys go into a store needing to go to the bathroom. the manager directed them to three bathrooms, one wooden, one metal, and one with a singing toilet. the three guys went in and after a minute the guy in the wooden one came out and started screaming:

'THERE ARE SPLINTERS IN MY BUTT!"

the guy in the metal bathroom came out and said:

"MY BUTT IS FROZEN!'

the last guy was still in the singing toilet bathroom. all anyone could hear was the toilet singing:

"DO YOU SEE WHAT I SEE?"