A man goes into a bank and walks up to the cashier's desk. "Nice tits love, I want to open a fucking bank account," he says.

"I beg your pardon?" replies the cashier. "Listen you dumb bitch," he says, "I want to open a fucking bank account!" "I'm sorry sir," she says, her bottom lip starting to quiver. "I can't help you if you're going to talk to me like that." And with that she leaves her window, walks over to the bank manager and whispers in his ear. The two return to the window and the manager asks stiffly, "What seems to be the problem here?"

"There's no fucking problem," the man insists. "I just won 10 million on the fucking lottery and I want to open a fucking bank account!" "I see sir," the manager quickly replies. "And this bitch is giving you a hard time, is she?"