A little boy and a little girl were in a fight over who was better. After the fight had been going on for hours with no progress, the little boy ended up pulling down his pants and said, "Oh, yeah! Well I have one of these and you don't!" The little girl, seeing that she was beaten, ran home crying.

She came back to the boy a little while later looking very proud of herself. She pulled down her pants in front of the boy. "Oh, yeah! Well my mommy told me that when you have one of these, you can get as many of those as you want!"