Ways to tell if you're friends are real?

1. You can touch them

2. They laugh at your gayest jokes

3. if they actually hng out with you

4. they ask you for favors

5. they tell you TMI stuff

6. if they ACTUALLY call you just to say hi

7. if they call you at night to say they can't sleep

8. they curse at you

9. you fight

10. you beat the crap out of each other

11. if you DO NOT read this