Al Gore and George W. Bush were taking a stroll talking about old times.

"You know Al, I always felt bad about how that 2000 election turned out. Afterall, you did get more votes."

"Yeah, George, but you won it fair and square. After all, I haven't exactly suffered these last few years, you know.

"Yeah, you've done great Al. I imagine you're pretty sore at me about that whole global warming thing."

"Oh no, not at all! As a matter of fact I'm quiet happy with your policies."

"Really? How could you - of all people, say that?"

"I'm waiting a few years until my property in Tennessee is Ocean Front."