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Adam And God
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one day after God had just made Adam he asked adam what he would want for a happier life, so adam said, " for someone caring and kind, who will do work around the home without question, who will always be right there agreeing with him no matter what he says, and believes that he is head of the house so what he says gos." so God replied, "well it will cost you an arm and a leg." so adam says, "fine, what can i get for a rib?"


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