A highway patrolman went to the hospital for an emergency appendectomy. He woke up the next morning and his crotch hurt; every time he moved it hurt. He knew the operation was much higher. Finally he sat up, pulled his gown up to take a look, and across his pubic hairs were three large strips of very tight tape, and written on it was:

Get well soon,

Your nurse whom you pulled over?ast week when I was on an emergency call to the hospital and you gave me a?peeding ticket