A man on his death bed was lying in the hospital, his wife was beside, holding his hand. The man eyelids flickered open and he turned to his wife and said, 'my dear wife, you have been loyal and kind to me, to my very deathbed. I wish i could say i was the same. I think you deserve to know that i have 3 other wives and 4 children which i have never told you about. And i came home late because i kept going to strip clubs' 'i know dear' replied the wife calmly,'thats why i poisened you'

never ever underestimate your wife