A Discourse On Women's Logic

I AM WOMAN -- HEAR ME ROAR! If you don't open my door.

I CAN DO ANYTHING A MAN CAN DO! But I don't have to.

I AM NOT YOUR HOOKER! But you're still gonna pay.

SEX IS A SPECIAL THING! And a damn good weapon.

MY BODY BELONGS TO ME! Until I get a dinner and a movie.

I DON'T SLEEP AROUND! Until I do a credit check.

I CAN FIGHT IN COMBAT! But I can't kill a spider.

I NEVER TELL A LIE! But I will fake an orgasm.

I'M THE REAL MCCOY! Except for my boobs and my face.

I'M VERY PROUD OF MY AGE! Which is none of your damned business.