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"911 CALLER" Two Friends went on a hunting trip one of them just falls out dead on the other's feet. He tries to rivive him but failed he calls 911...

Operator: "This is 911 operator Whats your emergency?"

Caller: "Yea, I dont know what to do.. my friend just fell out and died I dont know what to do. I dont know what happen'...I'm freakin' out, what am I gonna tell his wife....Oh, God,... Man.....wow.... we came out here to hunt and just like that he fell out and died...what should I do? "

Operator: "Hold on sir, calm down..Dont Panic. First you gotta make sure he is dead......"

Caller: "Alright hold on...(quiet for few seconds)"

Operaror: "Sir....Sir...Are you there?...Can you hear me?.."

(Boom.....Shot goes off over the phone)

Caller: Alright, What I do now?...


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