1. Q - What is brown and sticky A - A stick

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2. Q - What do you call a deer with no eyes. A - no eye deer

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3. Q - Why did the chicken cross the road. A - To get to the other side.

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4. Q - Why did the porcupine cross the road. A - The chicken got hit by a bus.

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5. Q - What do you get if you cross Elton John with a snowman. A - Meltin' John.