Theres a Plane with the following people on it: George W. Bush, Jaques Chiraque(french president), the Queen of England, the Pope, and a kid.

The Pilot discovered that the plane was about to crash, and there was only 5 parachutes. The pilot took his and jumped. George Bush stands right up and says, "C'mon, im the smartest person in the world and i'm the president of the United States and......" he tels all the excuses he can think of, the passengers said thats fine, he takes the parachute and jumps. Then Jaques Chiraque stands up and makes some excuses like Bush, and as before they all agree and he jumps. The Queen also did the same thing and the people again agreed. So now there's the Pope and the kid left, the kid said "C'mon, your the pope, your super important and all that, but" the pope interupted "What are you talking about? i'm gonna jump after you anyway", "But don't you remember, there was only 5 parachutes" replied the kid. "Well, you know Mr. Bush? the one who claimed to be the smartest man in the world? well he took your bookbag instead of a parachute."