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Bumper Stickers
Horn broken. Watch for finger.
Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot.
All g... |
 Politics |
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Bumper Stickers For Women
1. So many men, so few who - can afford me. 2. God made us sisters, Prozac made us friends. 3. If th... |
Men, Women |
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Captain's Red Shirt
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded... |
Celebrities Computer Related |
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Car in Heaven
Three guys died; when they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter met them and said, "I know that you gu... |
Racist Men, Women Religion |
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Castrating Headache
A man is having terrible headaches. He can't sleep, eat, think, or do much of anything because of th... |
Sex |
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Chalkboard Assignment
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class one day. It was a large assig... |
Sex Work, School |
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Check Ups
An old couple go to the doctor for their yearly physicals. One-at-a time the doctor brings them into... |
Racist Sex Work, School |
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Children's "Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey"
From an actual newspaper contest where entrants age 4 to 15 were asked to imitate "Deep Thoughts by ... |
Other |
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Christmas Carol Parrot
One Christmas Eve, a frenzied young man ran into a pet shop looking for an unusual Christmas gift fo... |
Holidays |
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Classes for Dog to Talk and Read
A young man goes off to college, but about a third of the way through the semester, he has foolishly... |
Work, School |
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