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Estate Planning
Estate Planning
Dan knew he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died.
He decided... |
3,542 |
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How Retarded Can One Be?
A man got pulled over by a cop because he was weaving in and out of the lanes. The cop got out of hi... |
2,404 |
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I'm a man
After every line say out loud, "I'm a man".
I went to a bar.
I got a beer.
I got another beer.
I... |
1,902 |
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Ideas for Bumper Stickers
Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time
Yesterday it worked, today it doesnt. Mi... |
1,814 |
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Flat Tire
?How?d you blow that tire?? ?Ran over a milk bottle.? ?Didn?t you see it?? ?Damn kid had it under hi... |
1,594 |
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May I Tickle your ass with a feather?
One rainy night an old man walked into a bar and sat a few seats down from a young guy. About ten mi... |
1,557 |
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Warning: Stay Away From Drunk Guys
A drunk guy walks out of a bar. I mean, he's completely drunk, his IQ has literally dropped. He's wa... |
1,495 |
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spelling to get into heaven
A woman arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peek... |
1,386 |
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PEANUTS
2 PEANUTS WALKIN DOWN A ROAD ONE WOZ A-SALTED |
1,191 |
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Jackass
I was sitting at the bar the other night when another patron walked up and yelled to the bartender "... |
1,013 |
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