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Cuckoo Clock
The other night I was invited out for a night with "the boys". I told my wife that I would be home b... |
231,225 |
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Name Your Penis
A guy walks into a bar and after only taking 2 steps in, he realizes that it's a gay bar. He decides... |
145,043 |
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Hungry Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking the monkey jum... |
111,311 |
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Not My Drink!
There's this guy on a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half-an-hour. Then, thi... |
109,925 |
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A Mean Drunk
Two men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building, when the first man tu... |
103,426 |
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DUI ENforcement
One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the... |
95,614 |
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Irishman Falling Down
An Irishman had been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally said that the bar was closin... |
90,838 |
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Moral of the Story
One day at the end of class little Gunner's teacher had the class go home and think of a story and t... |
87,787 |
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Drunk
Three guys are sitting in a bar, another guy walks in and points to the guy in the middle and says, ... |
70,398 |
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Bumper Stickers
20. Could you drive any better if I shove that cell phone up your ass?
19. Jesus loves you, but eve... |
59,920 |
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